9-My nights are spent researching baby gates and making baby food.
8-I have a toy minefield in my front room.
7-I've had a booger on my arm and had no idea how long it had been there.
6-I've had a stream of poop run down my arm.
5-I've almost answered the door with one boob out.
4-It's more likely than not that I have breast milk, snot or some other bodily fluid on my shirt.
3-I can wipe boogers with my bare hands without getting grossed out.
2-I'm now a morning person.
1-10 through 9 don't bother me one bit because I do it all for...
5 comments:
Holy cow Darci you are a fetchin mom and all of that is so true it makes me howl with laugher. I just dig it. Talk Jen into having a baby so she can be a morning person too. She is never freakin up when I call!!
AWwwww... I want to know how many Cardinals games Jackson has attended, or is it just the "duds"?
Tres
I meant to read this a couple of times and then convinced myself I had read it--I hadn't. Thanks for the good laugh and close-up look into your life. Boogers, poop, and boobs: that's what life is about. Well, maybe I will just take the latter.
p.s. I meant (also) to call you last week but didn't. Wanted to touch base with you before you come out.
hey! i just read what kathy wrote! i got up at like, 11:30 today! that's early....right? (just kidding, i know i'm a slacker!) p.s. this is my favorite picture of jack so far!
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